Christmas Ubies

Because I was in a party chat with shammas and he said that the forums were boring today. And what is more entertaining than a circle jerk.

Jokes aside, seriously why is this thread here? The community isn't huge as it used to be.

Wasn't joking. And this past month the community has had a decent surge in player base.

850 people played last week and that's a "decent surge"?

Vote for your upcoming farm animal.

(3 votes for each)

Feel free to copy & paste

Best Assault:<Enter why you picked the way you did>
-best shot:
-most underrated:
-best bombs:
-best headcrabs:
-best sniper support tank control:
-best charge:
-most aggressive:

Best Support:
-best communication:
-most underrated:
-best airstrikes:
-best firebases:
-best sui-strikes:
-best headcrabs:

Best Sin:
-most clutch:
-most underrated:
-best air grapple:
-best at sneaking the ball:
-best juices:

Best Sniper:
-best shot:
-best trap placement:
-most underrated:

Best Tank:
-most aggressive:
-most underrated:
-best charge:
-best rails:

Best Gunner:
-best shot:
-best positioning:
-most underrated:
-most aggressive:

1 Person Pick (Overall Category)
Most Improved:<why?>

Best Host:

Best Host Abuser:

Most overrated:

Best Pure Slayer:

Jack of all Trades (plays every class and keeps up with the best at all of them):

Best Specialist (only plays one class really, but DAMN is he good at it):

Best Objective player (for every/any class, fulfills duties):

Best Communication (calling out):

Best Responses: (listens to call outs and aids):

Best Anni Awareness/Hits:

Best Rally Player (keeps team focused in bad situations/ball down):

Best Morale Player (keeps team feeling positive, encouraging):

Best Playmaker (can turn the game around, or put the nail in the coffin, sometimes even by themselves):

Best Bot Awareness (does not need to be an assassin or tank, but can be):

Best Role Model (who you would send fresh faces to for the best approach to the community):

Most personally influential (players who impacted YOU, your skill, personality, approach, any positive improvement to you as an mnc community member and player):

"It just wouldnt be the same without you" award (if this person left for good, it would suck):

Happy face award (this person enjoys the game more than anyone else and no matter win or loss, praise or scold, he is always happy):

Best Leader (this person can take a team of 6 ppl who hate each other and can create a well oiled machine):

Best Peacemaker (without being lame, cheezy, or cliche can keep the peace in a mix of adolescents and adults with something to prove):

Best Trash Talk (this person gets under your skin better than anyone else, fess up):

Most Easily Frustrated (one thing goes wrong, and this guy is pissed!):

Contributed most to the community:



People that are excluded: Participates of the last circle jerk Ubies thread

Here's Shammas entry.

Best Rage:

I almost ran off the map when I heard "You have no thumbs and no brain"

Not that I can say anything since he's 12.5 times the gunner I am, but that **** was too funny.

Also props to purplescratchy for literally copy pasting the old ubie thread...

Nothing, other than the with the exception of Scratchy, I hate having you against me the most because I know I am going to get shot through a wall. You are actually good though.

"Feel free to copy & paste"

He's at it again!

I'll be making a case for a few Ubies.
Also, add these categories-
Best SMG
Best "Carry" (One person on one class who can take over a game/make a world of difference)

Il have my acceptance speech ready.

You don't need thumbs to use your twiddle stick console controls. Real players use a mouse and keyboard.

Thanks Mr. Trebek I will be making the voting page tonight/tomorrow.

You have to add most laggy.

We should do that voting thing.

Shhhh. Tomorrow I was out and about most of the day and am about to fall asleep.

best captain?
worst captain?
best player without a mic?
best player keeping the ball down?
player who usually wins you the game?

Most consistent player?
Most laid back player?
Best at impersonating locals?