Your Telling me the Assassin is a Chick?: Guide to Assassin Map Control vs Bots and Gunners

In this new day and age of PM's the most valuable asset to the team is by far the assassin. Being able to seize map control for their team with only the left stick makes the assassin by far biggest key player. Now before anyone tells me that these strategies don't work I have proof to back it up. And testimony from Gunked that these pro-strats will work.

Step By Step Process to Complete Map Control w/ GroundControl

1.Walk into the oppositions base
2a. Kill bots and wait for the gunner to come after you
3a. Run from gunner but keep him distracted
4a. Die to the gunner
5a. Respawn and look at your teams new found map control

2b. Cloak 3 in their base and make loud noises
3b. If that didn't get their team to call you out start taunting.
4b. Shuriken gunner and get his attention.
5b. Run in a circle around their base.
6b. Get juiced on by the enemies gunner.
7b. Take a sip of your water while respawning and take a moment to brag about how you just gained map control.

As you can see in this game Buffacumber was making excellent use of this strategy and stopping their team from getting any map control necessary to drop our ball. It doesn't matter who the gunner is he will not be able to resist that sweet assassin *** and will immediately drop his map presence to pad his stats and help his team lose.

Video proof of these tactics in action.

This guide in action-

lol this thread.

Your contradicting yourself. The problem with the WTFe game on our part is that we didn't give up map control to kill the assassin. The Assassin made you win even without map control. You are telling us that that is stupid doing everything you can to kill the assassin but yet if we did we would have won.

So your telling me that your team is so pathetic you couldn't down our ball and lose 2 games while having complete map control.

You guys didn't have a tank or an assassin?

If you want to know how the games went down.

1st game - We have a push on them then feedle calmly says "bots breaching right" and everyone assumes they were breaching their ball. We were wrong.

2nd game - Spawn-locked the entirety of the game but our bots were riding their base the entire game as well. I get a round the horn on their team with 1 minute to go and they are spawn trapped and we down their ball like 20 seconds before ot and end it immediately. Bonus fact I didn't have dual minis until 7 minutes into the game because I didn't realize I had got lag upgraded twice.

3rd game - Same story but 2 minutes 30 left on the clock and buff ask how much time is left. We tell him and he says he will have it down in 2 with time to spare. And he downs it with 30 seconds left. Everyone but lead hits the ball for all they got and lead is waiting for ot cause he his half bar. We get the ball down to half health and ot starts. Lead unleashes the tiger and gets the full 10 seconds of his juice but no grenade launchers would fire. We still managed to get their ball down to black bar without leads juice but WTS killed our ball about 30 seconds in to OT. If any on leads grenades fired out of his gun we would have won. And that is why we say we won because we ******* did, it's not leads fault that the grenade launcher fired blanks.

BTW don't listen to any lies scratchy tells you about these games. This is how it went down and you can ask any WTFe member to back it up.

I will take a lunatic meth head's word over Scratchy's.

Currently testing these tactics against a tank with buff and gunked. Our test subject skill seems to be falling for it. Will post results.

Did you guys take pics of the two we won, or just the one you won.

I took pictures of the one we lost, but I was jerkin' it to your stats. I could send it to you if you don't mind a **** takin' up the bottom one-third of the screen.

Its the truth

Want to also add that murky has trouble pushing bots when im playing tank and scratchy had more earnings then him if you look at the pic.

Shammas just made great use of this guide during some pm's. He pulled scratchy for a solid couple minutes while he was playing assault.

And I did it when I was on sniper too.

To be fair, distracting Scratchy is about as hard as mixing a package of hot chocolate with milk and adding Baily's and drinking it and not giving a **** and leadlp chain sawed a sharknado in half deadeye is a virgin.

my brothers are teaching me to mix hot choxlet for the canadian winter since its winter all yeer round

Strange Vancouver is like a 4 hour drive from where I am at. And winter down here is only for 1 season.

my internet singal gets blocked by igloos u fukin returd

I don't remember making this post...