Who likes Cookies?

I was playing this, and I was about to buy alchemy lab, and then my firefox crashed. Reopened, 0 cookies. Many tears were shed.

get it right nerd, quake 3 sucks

Almost as good as candybox, which is almost as good as idlequest.

Still, damn you for giving me another time waster.

I gave up

so you gave up wasting your time. Poor you

Your browser didn't have cookies enabled.

HUEHUEHUE

yep. but i REALLY wanted to get the rest of the upgrades!

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?! Jesus.. I hate you, Neopolitanfrenchfry.

Serious Pavlovian response issues here.

*glares at deadstretch*

So after two days I closed the tab. I was curious to see if I was still making cookies. Turns out I lost all progress from about this afternoon and there was the sign I needed to finally stop playing this game.

It'd be funny to find out this traffic was used for something else. . .

I heard an article(?) on NPR that talked about the guy that made Cow Clicker. He essentially made it to make fun of Farmville and to show no one would want to play a game when he showed everyone all it really was. and then people did want to play it. a lot

Dang it, and here I thought I could get some new cookie recipes or something

I am sure if you ask enough Grandmas they'd tell you something new.

I hate you DeadStretch, this game has been open in my browser since 4PM...

You can be happy if the only thing wasted is CPU time.

Meh, make a macro to spam leftclick, hold for a bit, profit

That's cheating, I'm now earning 5 million cookies per second, and thats about to double.

There was an update today. Adding 72 achievements and a few more upgrades.

You only need to click about 20 times. After that it's all auto based on your upgrades.

[Edit]
80,277,105,622.9 cookies per second.

Just refreshed, went from 8 million cookies to 39 million per second due to extra upgrades and achievements

Hah, beat you DeadStretch, 182 million cookies per second :3

EDIT: 238.