I hate this game & Uber

I hate you Uber, for creating the FIRST game that got me playing on XBL. I hate you for the cricks I get in my neck playing it. I hate you for creating my security blanket "woobie" game that makes me feel good to play after I realize I suck out loud at Halo: Reach. I hate this game for making me stare off into space while thinking about how to rebuild my gunner perfectly. I hate this game because during work conference calls, I'm secretly thinking about the perfect firebase placement on Laser Razer.

I thought with all the impatient, poorly-written rants by folks who don't fundamentally understand software development or MS's cert process, Uber could use a tongue-in-cheek "hate" thread. Now please raise the level cap or I'll rage quit!!! (no, really, raise the level cap)

i hate uber because everynight wheni close my eyes to go to sleep i see a full juice bar in the bottom of my vision flashing GOT JUICE!!!. no joke its weird.

IlliniJen,

Hate back at ya.

Why does this feel like the end of "When Harry Met Sally"?

I thought the first post could have been more like the restaurant scene...

**rim-shot**

I'll have what she's having then

Friend Request Incoming.

This is by far the greatest thread I've read in a long time.

I'm also sending a friend request. My GT: ThatsTrippy

Dude I totally see what you mean.

I woke up this morning visualizing assassin grapple kills. Sigh.

I randomly shout go get em gremlins while working D:

I hate uber for making me want to play this game all day and being bored on 8 hour drives from KC to Chicago wanting to play MNC or 19 hour plane rides that get delayed in Atlanta. Damn, I could have really used my x-box and MNC then.

Oh, I just remembered...I named one of my NFL Football Survivor League teams "Survivitol."

MNC is a sickness.

I did as well.

Or wait...that might have been a homeless person...

*shrugs*

Me too, I keep drifting off sometimes thinking about how to improve my Gunners gameplay, and which turrets to build in which spot!

The last game that did this to me was Call of Duty 4 and since then no other game has hauled me in so amazingly.

I play it all the time now, probably neglecting my family in the process.

So, for this, MY WIFE HATES YOU lmao

I actually get that too.

I just sleepily opened my fridge this morning and saw "Bring out the best" on a jar of Hellmann's mayo. I thought it said "ring out!"

I hate how right now I'm bursting full of the juices. brb, bath room break.

Today's a big day. We've got the Cowboys coming into town for the battle of Texas. While Facebooking "Goooooooooooo Texans," I said it in my head in Mickey Cantor's voice.