I admit, I liked tatsu's joke and gained a whole new respect for him. Blinker Fluid is best yoke. Seriously though, I hate drivers who don't communicate their operations with an indicator light. Dangerous equipment man, why toss it around so lightly, there are CHILDREN you're endangering in your leisure-driving. My humor may be dark, but I've seen video of parents trying to hold their child's head on until the ambulance shows up. Nothing, is worth risking that. The blinker fluid thing was funnier than this though.
I question his native-born citizenship status, and want to see his birth certificate and have it verified by background check to ensure it is not modified in any way. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
a better use of the expanding brain meme : And when you think about it a fusion with the increasingly verbose meme. it's quite meta we're hitting unforeseen new levels of dank
Wasn't overbooked. It was booked to maximum capacity, and didn't have room for unforeseeable crew needing a flight to a connecting flight they were due to work aboard. The tickets were sold way ahead of the crew scheduling. On that note, they should have either footed the bill for alternative travel for their crew, or kept offering more money until someone felt paid handsomely enough to take the payoff. They're going to pay it in court fees now anyway, and obviously the doctor couldn't have taken 1000 dollars to miss his schedule, were it me I'd say "give me the cash, **** the family reunion, I'll tell them flight was delayed and send them condolence cards and crisp $20 bills". Memes are funny though.
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