Jokes

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    A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.

    She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

    The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

    Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

    As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

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    I wanted to post this, because, in case most of you ever wonder about me, and I am sure most of you can relate, this is me AF in a nutshell.
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    [​IMG]
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    Console wars are over guys. We can't beat this. I for one, welcome our new gaming overlords.

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    Would be so much better than reality...
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    Who wouldn't buy a console that guarantees Netflix and chill?
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    Some language.


    Ayy... lmao
    xD
    Last edited: February 11, 2016
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    not. as usual it's a collage of words that mean nothing.
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    This one is for the SMNC players:

    When you enter a match on the losing team moments from the end:
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    I got you addicted to Mitchell & Webb and now you shall meet Adam Hills. Let's start with a story of the best pizza guy EVER.



    Sorry about the poor quality but it's the only one with the entire thing.
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    What do you call a Geers on his birthday?

    OLDER!

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