It's hard to tell puns to kleptomaniacs, they take everything literally. Chuck Norris once pissed in the gas tank of a Semi as a joke. Today, that Semi is known as Optimus Prime. TMNT is based on a true story. Once, Chuck Norris ate a bowl of turtle soup, took a dump, and out came a 6 foot tall turtle with extensive Karate expertise.
Did you hear about the guy that got a hand transplant? Spoiler -He felt better What keeps the dock floating? Spoiler -Pier pressure My tailor loves to fix pants Spoiler -Or sew it seams
I ordered two books and put one more on reserve at my local library. 2 months with nothing to read on the tram. Book on reserve comes to me when I'm on break and not taking the tram. 2 days later one of the books I ordered comes in. 2 days later the other one comes in. Now probably too many books to read before I have to return them all. Screw you life. #Schadenfreude
BIBLIOWARS: THE SAGA CONTINUES Picked up books today. Label on both of them says "This item cannot be renewed". Murdered a basket of puppies.
Everyone knows Imperial's a joke in itself. It would not nearly be as painful if at least, they had proper inter-unit conversions but apparently Imperial was invented by a drunk, blind old man playing unit lottery.
Made it a meme? That's the internet doing an internet thing alright. Or me on a tuesday... Everybody laughed when I told them I wanted to be a comedian. Now that I am a comedian, nobody's laughing. Once, I complimented my friend's moustache. Needless to say, she is no longer my friend... Hipsters always burn themselves drinking their coffee. I guess they can't help but drink it before it's cool...
"Oops" What's funny is that many advertisement creators and other graphic creaters love to hide things like that in what they create.
Watching that at 1/10 speed was agonizing and it only took 1 minute or so to figure out what was happening. Though I still don't know what's going on in the first picture.
