What really matters is taunt the ball

So much talk about "yuce" and "rekted" makes me think that folks have forgotten the real goal of this game. Which is, of course, to taunt the moneyball. Remember, if you didn't taunt the ball you didn't win. All your k/ds, rekted opponents and poor imitations of Vic Pennington on the forum don't make you a winner, nune. And if you taunt the ball - you win. Even if it's your ball going down - taunt, and you're the winner.
A brief FAQ:
Q: Why taunt the ball?
A: Cause if you don't - you're no tu gud.
Q: What sort of taunting counts?
A: If you're alive when the game ends, and if coins subtracted from your total score - it counts. The more coins subtracted the better. Remember to do the long taunting. Team taunting is the best. This game is about teamwork.
Q: I'm a PM player and I am tu gud. Can I ....
A: .... ... pubs ...... ... yuce ... ..... rekted, nune. The short answer is yes.

Ball-taunt-shots are very welcome in this thread. Memes are accepted. Anyone who disagrees should go play Hello Kitty Island Adventures.

i thought i was a winner

Q: I can't taunt my ball when there's a firebase and 3 clawing gunners camping at my spawn.
A: Strategic teamwork and tactical skills are necessary in order to successfully taunt the ball (aka "to win").

my balls always get taunted...this brings up bad memories

I hope you don't get rectaled too often.

i cant taunt the ball half the time.. i melee it for juice ending the game or im busy dropping firebases and air strikes and bombs.

So you fall in the category:
Q: I'm a PM player and I am tu gud. Can I ....
A: .... ... pubs ...... ... yuce ... ..... rekted, nune. The short answer is yes.

Not sure what catagory i am...

some good moneyball taunting ykcyc and buddy, win or lose, the moneyball shall be taunted

does the post game gunner slam appear to everyone? on the moneyball
huh huh huh!

Thanks for supporting the good cause.

No, only noons can see it.

noons like me or just yuceless noons?