Old, but fun. Also, Windows is missing a "reboot? did it fix -> reboot again" loop with a reformat as a "im fed up with rebooting"
An engineer, who was unemployed for a long time, decides to open a medical clinic. He puts a sign outside the clinic that reads: “A cure for your ailment guaranteed for $500; we’ll pay you $1,000 if we fail.” A Doctor sees this, thinks it sounds like a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to the clinic. The Doctor goes up to the counter and says, “I’ve lost my sense of taste, everything just tastes the same.” The Engineer turns to his Nurse and says, “Please bring the medicine from box 22. Put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.” The Doctor opens his mouth and immediately cringes at the taste. “This is gasoline!” he cries out. The Engineer smiles and says, “Congratulations! You’ve gotten your taste back! That will be $500.” After a few days, the annoyed Doctor comes back in to attempt to recover his lost money. “I have lost my memory, I can’t remember a thing, not even my name” he says to the Engineer. Once again, the Engineer turns to the Nurse and says, “Please bring the medicine from box 22. Put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.” The Doctor, confused, asks, “But isn’t that just gasoline?”. The Engineer smiles and says, “Congratulations! You’ve gotten your memory back! That will be $500.” The Doctor leaves angrily, but doesn’t give up. Several days later, he returns, now more determined than ever to get his money back. He walks into the clinic, clutching at objects, goes up to the counter and says, “My eyesight has become very weak. I can’t read a thing and I can barely see right in front of my face.” The Engineer thinks for a moment and shrugs. “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so, as promised, here’s $1,000.” He then writes out a check and hands it to the Doctor. The Doctor hides his excitement as he takes the check, but after reading it, looks up at the Engineer and says, “But… This is for $500…” The Engineer smiles and says, “Congratulations! You’ve gotten your vision back! That will be $500.”
Me: "Mom can you pleeease turn on the car light?" Mom: "No, it'll blind drivers behind us!" Me: "Mph.. Okay..."
