What does following someone _do_?

Ive followed people but I don't get any alerts or anything, what does it do.

For every person you follow, a walrus gets its wings.

I'm so happy to contribute to the dying flying walrus population.

Their posts show up here:



Mine is filled with everything every Uber employee ever says. Sounds creepy when you phrase it like that.

It also grows e-peen. Although, I still climb onto the rooftops shouting at you guys, that it is merely placebo.

Because who want 1.4k facebook friends? I rather have 18. I have more, but a LOT of them are white noise.

In the forum home screen (https://forums.uberent.com/) there's a section called Members Online Now. Normally this just displays usernames and as such it is hard to pick out people; if you follow someone then whenever they're online their avatar will be displayed in a sub-section called "People you Follow", which makes them much easier to pick out.

Wow, that's pretty creepy. Is there a way to tell how many stalkers followers you should watch out for have?

Look at your profile and it'll tell you.

Ruh roh: