The Hatemail Thread: Revolutions

when people send hatemail i tell them my life story and then they end up blocking me because they get sick of receiving endless drivel

One of my favorites is just responding with a "<3" every time.

yeh reminds me of loganfive
he sent multiple messages attacking me, i just agree with everything they say and tell the truth about myself which confuses them as they expect some sort of defense or resistance to the hate-mail they send

The Story
I was messing around in a pub. This kid was on my team, and losing badly. So I mess around enough to win. Next match, he is against me. He is host assassin with bullet sponge powers, has 5 people on his team, I have 3 (including a level 0) and goes 0-0-1 while trying his nuts off. I go 5-0-1 and the rest of mean team combined for no kills and 8 deaths. Which prompts this beauty...

By the way, Windows 10 lets you see whole conversations now. Neat! He is still messaging me, BTW, while I am on my PC. I think he said something about nootoons. This kid is a charmer ;-)

Hey, that means I can macro messages!!!!
Holy crud....

That's apoc btw.

I think Chimp is the first guy I ever blocked. He literally would not stop sending me messages.

I even offered to quarter Ritalin tablets, and mail them to his house but it didn't work.

I know. He went on for like an hour after I left and did a "I win forever" at the end. Classic Apoc.

He sent be about 10'messages the next hour without me replying. I will find out if he sent more later when I get around to counting them.

I would screencap these, but I haven't the slightest clue how so I'll just copy/paste them. You can decide whether they're real or not.

HungryPoem:

"when not on the xbox i sometimes pick up stray dogs and nurse them back to health"
"when alone i apply wax to my body n pretend im a slug...i blackup as well"
"im 60% gay for mohammad...just not sure if full homo" <- My personal favorite.
"how get big robot next to name? im new "

So is their an alt called HengryPoem or was that a typo.

Typo.

not hatemail just a joke

lol

No, I understood. I just thought it was funny. I wouldn't worry about it.

Sad part is the "big robot next to my name" question has graced my inbox dozens of times.

hate mail?
or great mail?

any message is great as it proves that you have annoyed them enough to type it out

True victory is when you make someone mad enough that they register a forum account to keep being your fanboi.

strange thing is he never made me mad/trash talk...we did the no shoot thing...weird he called good players noobs but was friends with poem!
i just made the account to make people laugh not fanboy roostie