Jokes

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  1. Geers

    Geers Post Master General

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    The one that goes in my head.
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  2. squishypon3

    squishypon3 Post Master General

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    Oh yes, Web surfing in your mind would be fun. =D
  3. thetrophysystem

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    BREAKING NEWS

    Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew.

    This announcement followed Gordon 's decision to take advantage of President Obama's stimulus scheme for employing young minorities drawing government assistance. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how a group of young welfare drawing thugs, members of a Harlem street gang, were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon 's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars' worth of high tech equipment.

    It was thought to be politically correct and a bold move by Gordon 's management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.

    UPDATE:
    However, Gordon got more than he bargained for.

    At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew of young thugs able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had repainted it, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr. for 10 cases of Budweiser.
  4. thetrophysystem

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    My girlfriend told me if she got one more awful birthday present, she would set it on fire.

    So, I bought her a scented candle...
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  5. Geers

    Geers Post Master General

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    I would've gone with fire blanket.
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  6. Devak

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    somebody found 9gag :)
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  7. lolmontoya

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    Demo does voice acting
  8. Geers

    Geers Post Master General

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    I may have posted this before but...

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  9. Devak

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  10. Devak

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    Then apparently i'm not getting the real joke....

    It "kann ohnes flugzeugabwehr". amirite? is there some hidden layer of cleverness? am i bloody murdering your joke?
  11. thetrophysystem

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    Anything with that many syllables is hilarious. I could be called a racist and banned, if another german fellow didn't post it and agree. High Five! Seriously, it isn't that funny if you are all serious about it, but it is pretty funny nonetheless. Us Americans even laugh at long words in our own language, but it is so hard to find them compared to this. That, or the vast majority of us are dumb, so whatever.
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  12. websterx01

    websterx01 Post Master General

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    Hydrochlorofluorocarbon is the longest word I can think of.
  13. Geers

    Geers Post Master General

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    Oh we're doing long words now? Let's hear the longest one! In Russian!

  14. thetrophysystem

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    What? Are you serious? He just does that? For 3 hours straight? Just like nothing at all is wierd? Okay.
  15. Geers

    Geers Post Master General

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    There are a few jumps in the video so he probably had a few breaks.
  16. Devak

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    The video says "in english".

    Also, it sounds like he's pronouncing a chemical (phenyl glycol etc) which is cheating since you can make such a word arbitrarily large.

    Bonus points for irony:

    Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliofobie

    The dutch word for "fear of long words".
  17. thetrophysystem

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    I wouldn't say that. I in fact believe that is false. Actual racism is definitely not cool or allowed. Unfortunately, jokes come close to being that and grey areas are loaded pistols...
  18. Geers

    Geers Post Master General

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    Not really a joke but found this NPC in Elite and well...

    [​IMG]
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  19. Devak

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    "cocopoobee" heh
  20. Geers

    Geers Post Master General

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    Another fun encounter in Elite. This time it was "Fearsome Panda". Didn't get to kill him because I was in the process of limping back to a station with 14% hull integrity and a heavily cracked canopy.

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