At all the English people, this is what we call "Louis van Gaal"-English, it's English, yet a lot is transliterated xD
I stayed in Holland at Christmas once, and the police warned me about exploding letterboxes. Almost everyone taped theirs, but those who didn't... oh boy I did not sleep that time. BE WARNED Prettige feestdagen!
Best thing yet, they really made a kickstarter https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2041751151/one-big-fat-fireworks-show So close...