i love 1v1s

Nobody wants to 1v1 me for some reason.

no one is ready for your team work assassin.

I'll 1v1 you. IRL.

55 White Street, South Burlington, VT, 05403

Sh*t I'm drunk.

Buff is a nail goddess

It's the apartment above it scrub.

Sweet car bud.

You won 3/6 games we played on Saturday ( was it even Saturday ? ) with you having a stacked pubstomp team and you bought juice. I will admit that my team also bought juice but only because we needed to stop you from buying it.

new boolean nerveHitStatus;
nerveHitStatus = TRUE;

ShadowRun nerve center 1v1 me.

Since you want to bring those games up, im gonna enlighten you on why you won wasnt even because of you nor was it even because you kept trying to down and tap my moneyball as assassin.

First, be honest with yourself and admit to being shitty cause everyone in this subforum and game knows your are. A consistent score of 4-x-20+ isnt cause you were trying that hard or you play a good "teamwork" assassin. You are in fact a shitter in-game and intellectually which not only stems from your KDA but the fact that a known assassin named pwkr# is able to destroy you on assassin which is another awful player. If Pwkr= **** and Pwkr> Montoya then Montoya must be...... exactly

Secondly, in some of those games we downed your ball but did not tap your ball for the win but instead went for kills. If we wanted to "tryhard" we could have easily juiced on your ball and ended it as soon as your ball went down but we have proper MNC etiquette when it comes to letting games drag on for the purpose of having fun. A courtesy not shown with current players.

Finally, complaining about juice in public games is like complaining about kills streaks in CoD. It is a part of the game whether you like it or not and trying to justify why you were struggling or not doing so well is another way of saying, "Im only doing bad because he can use a game mechanic to his advantage." which is a trait of an awful player

btw no nerves were hit in the making of this post @alextrebek2les @notgunkedcontrol

On topic though, no one wants to 1v1 you because it a waste of time and not only do they not get better but there is a possibility that they will develop bad habits by being in the same game as you.

We still won 3/6 games. So your point is ?

All i'm going to say is I have never seen a team go into game chat to communicate with their pub kids to win the game.

clearly the salt is not split therefore no one is mad. Step up your PJSalt game. 4Head

He gets it

So you drawed against me in a set of "highly competitive" public games. Most people wont be proud about that but congrats Montoya on your tie.

I'm as much happy about the tie as I am getting a multi paragraph response from gunked.

Most people dont actually get a response from me and i wasn't playing to because buff's address sparked more interest than a complaint from a prepubescent child. However i had some time in between classes today to fit you in so i took the opportunity.

Thanks for thinking about me in your free time.