How many of us have a neckbeard?

Well, neckbeard or no?

I am so insanely bored. :>

Did you know that a group of Neckbeards is called a Fedora?

I do not. I heard Zaphod was planning to grow one though.

Brad's about 2/3 of the way there.

All since this morning. He shaved, but then accidentally flexed, and *boof*.

At most I have manly man stubble. But I do my best to stay smoothskin.


Yes, that is a reference.

Even if I wasn't trans and paranoid of facial hair, I just generally down grow it that much. So NONE.

Last time I saw EmBox he had a pretty necky beard though

Yep, same here!

Note: Epilation hurts like a b****

I just shave face, works fine. Bodyshop sells cheap-*** Veet hair cream for legs n ****, like £2.99.

Yeah, once you've gotten it smooth once it's not hard to shave afterwards. If you let it get out of control though, bleeeh...

I've never tried the hair creams or anything though, but I've heard a bit about them before.

The issue is once you start shaving, your hair gets rougher when it grows back

Yep, which is why I've tried to use an epilator lately. Painful little beast, but it works.

The price keeps me away from those things

They're expensive, but worth it in the long one. I got a nice one for about eighty US dollars.

The thing that isn't too good about them and even waxxing is that you can't do it instantly- like.. it's hard to catch the hairs without letting them grow a bit, which is sort of counter intuitive considering the goal.

They're really great if you want to go out for a week on vacation and don't want to deal with shaving.

There isn't a middle option :/

If it goes on/past your adam's apple, sorry. You got a neckbeard, man. I keep an inch / 1.5" neutral zone between my beard and my adam's apple. Just to be safe.

It's more that I have manly stubble that I can never quite grow into a beard.

Yes. Manly. Ahem.

No it doesn't.

Let it grow where it will. I have a beard so I don't have to shave. I don't want to spend more time sculpting it like topiary than I would keeping clean shaven. Only time it gets trimmed is when I start being mistaken for a hobo.