A student told a teacher that they were cold. The teacher told them to sit in the corner. It's 90 degrees there.
A priest was exorcising the Devil out of a young boy, when the devil made a valid arguement: "Priest, you are nothing but a hypocrite. You have been inside of more boys than I have!" Touche Satan... touche...
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume! Here is a great one: How do you get a baby to fit in a salsa bowl? Blender. How do you get the baby out of the salsa bowl afterwards? Tortilla chip! Oh, here is a better one: What has 4 legs, 1 arm, and a vicious temper? A doberman at a children's playground!
A clown was angry that he did not get stomped in the face. So what went wrong? he forgot the punchline.
How many years does it take a frog to jump 366 times? Only one leap year. What do you call a man who crosses rivers for a living? Wade.